D.J. Describes Eternity

what started as a noble experiment continues as a stream-of-consciousness weblog of tiny victories and lucid distraction.

contact:

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fouronezero:  
D.J. and I decided to throw a little something together here because Bawlmer/Murraland deserves its own tumblr. If you call(ed) the Chesapeake home, are planning on paying us a visit, or just want to keep tabs on Charm City, send an email to either of the following gmail addresses - fouronezero or avaivoda - and we’ll get you a group invite post-haste!  So, without further ado, please bein abusing fouronezero for: meetups, events, shows, reccomendations, stories, hot dates, carpools to the Eastern shore, extra tickets to a O’s/Ravens game, crabcake cook-offs, and all other things Old Bay and Natty Boh!  
  Earlier this afternoon, the awesome Vaivoda and I got our heads together and started a Tumblr group. 
Marylanders unite!

fouronezero:

D.J. and I decided to throw a little something together here because Bawlmer/Murraland deserves its own tumblr.

If you call(ed) the Chesapeake home, are planning on paying us a visit, or just want to keep tabs on Charm City, send an email to either of the following gmail addresses - fouronezero or avaivoda - and we’ll get you a group invite post-haste!

So, without further ado, please bein abusing fouronezero for: meetups, events, shows, reccomendations, stories, hot dates, carpools to the Eastern shore, extra tickets to a O’s/Ravens game, crabcake cook-offs, and all other things Old Bay and Natty Boh!

Earlier this afternoon, the awesome Vaivoda and I got our heads together and started a Tumblr group.

Marylanders unite!

happycap:

soupsoup:

moderation:zachlinder: 
Cheers, old friend.

happycap:

soupsoup:

moderation:zachlinder:

Cheers, old friend.
I’m pysched. By the way, credit this awesome image to fellow blogger Jason Weitzel of Beerleaguer. I conducted an interview with him today, which you can read here.

I’m pysched. By the way, credit this awesome image to fellow blogger Jason Weitzel of Beerleaguer. I conducted an interview with him today, which you can read here.

artistspaid:

Artist Reach Graph (people per million worldwide) from mystrands.
Pretty cool. How is this measured?

artistspaid:

Artist Reach Graph (people per million worldwide) from mystrands.

Pretty cool. How is this measured?

Yeah, she’s alright I guess….

Yeah, she’s alright I guess….

bmroberts:

If I had to pick my celebrity entourage, here’s the crew*:

  • Paul Rudd - seems pretty well-adjusted (by Hollywood standards) and can tell a good joke.
  • Craig Kilborn - good hair and I could play basketball with him.
  • Ron Livingston - see: Rudd, Paul.
  • Jon Favreau- you always need a slightly overweight guy in your entourage. Also, he’s a big Mets fan.
  • Wayne Gretzky- the surprise pick. It’s always good to have a former athlete in your entourage. Also, he’s still fairly young, is involved in all sorts of interesting things (gambling, athletics, movie production) and his nickname is “The Great One.” We have a winner.

Token celebrity girlfriend:

  • Fiona Apple: Technically I’m married but we’re dealing in the hypothetical realm here. Fiona is the perfect mix of super hot and super crazy. Sold!

*You can only have 5 in your entourage. Any more than that, and it gets unwieldy.

Let me give this a shot:

  • Steve Nash: I can talk to him about Marxism and the crossover dribble. Not bad.
  • John Krasinski: John will function as the woo-er of ladies when we go out.
  • John Cusack: Cusack will be the glue of our low-key group. If he is half as cool as his character in High Fidelity, we will be birds of a feather. Also, I must give him kudos for his outspoken stance on the war.
  • Donald Faison: Dude is a total video game geek. Which means if for some reason our entourage just wants to chill instead of going out, he’d be fine with playing some Madden.
  • Julian Casablancas: The great thing about Julian is that he comes with an entourage already built-in. Also, we gotta have another Mets fan here.

Token celebrity girlfriend:

  • Rachel Bilson: Besides being the cutest girl in the universe, I think she wouldn’t mind hanging with the fellas.
Paul w/ his Old English Sheepdog, Martha (of “Martha My Dear” fame).
This is pretty much the reason my family has only owned Sheepdogs.

Paul w/ his Old English Sheepdog, Martha (of “Martha My Dear” fame).

This is pretty much the reason my family has only owned Sheepdogs.

Thoughts Had While Singing Songs From The White Album

soupsoup:

davidfuternick:

Forget Coffee…I Want Some Stokan Bits of Wisdom Every Morning…

stokan:

*If your name was McGill and you called yourself Lil why on earth would everyone know you as Nancy? Am I missing something here?

*Dude, tell your guitar to suck it up already.

*If you’re going tiger hunting, a gun would probably be very useful. An elephant and your mom, not so much.

*Except in rare cases Birthday is really a song solely for twins isnt it?

*I hate to break it to you, but I think people actually will be watching you if you do it in the road.

  • What did Bungalow Bill kill?
  • Rocky should have moved to New York City. He would have gotten over the girl of his fancy in about 2 hours.
  • Is the U.S.S.R. really all that lovely?
  • Lennon would have been a blogger, seeing that him and his monkey have nothing to hide.
  • I wonder what Revolutions 1 through 8 were like. 
  • I want to know, did Sadie ever get hers?

peterwknox:

ronen:

video snapshot

 Gives you a real sense of the size and scope of this loft. An amazing event.

This looks like a scene out of Cloverfield. Anyhow, hope you had fun.