bmroberts:
If I had to pick my celebrity entourage, here’s the crew*:
- Paul Rudd - seems pretty well-adjusted (by Hollywood standards) and can tell a good joke.
- Craig Kilborn - good hair and I could play basketball with him.
- Ron Livingston - see: Rudd, Paul.
- Jon Favreau- you always need a slightly overweight guy in your entourage. Also, he’s a big Mets fan.
- Wayne Gretzky- the surprise pick. It’s always good to have a former athlete in your entourage. Also, he’s still fairly young, is involved in all sorts of interesting things (gambling, athletics, movie production) and his nickname is “The Great One.” We have a winner.
Token celebrity girlfriend:
- Fiona Apple: Technically I’m married but we’re dealing in the hypothetical realm here. Fiona is the perfect mix of super hot and super crazy. Sold!
*You can only have 5 in your entourage. Any more than that, and it gets unwieldy.
Let me give this a shot:
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Steve Nash: I can talk to him about Marxism and the crossover dribble. Not bad.
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John Krasinski: John will function as the woo-er of ladies when we go out.
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John Cusack: Cusack will be the glue of our low-key group. If he is half as cool as his character in High Fidelity, we will be birds of a feather. Also, I must give him kudos for his outspoken stance on the war.
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Donald Faison: Dude is a total video game geek. Which means if for some reason our entourage just wants to chill instead of going out, he’d be fine with playing some Madden.
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Julian Casablancas: The great thing about Julian is that he comes with an entourage already built-in. Also, we gotta have another Mets fan here.
Token celebrity girlfriend:
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Rachel Bilson: Besides being the cutest girl in the universe, I think she wouldn’t mind hanging with the fellas.